Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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