Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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