oh god the rape fog is back!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I touched a dick in church today
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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