Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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