She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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