Who did Billy Mays play for?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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