We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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