all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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