Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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