party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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