Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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