ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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