We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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