I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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