I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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