He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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