he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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