so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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