okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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