Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm both gender and math confused
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