I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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