Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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