HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
false alarm, still single
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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