Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I want her autograph on my taint
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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