I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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