IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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