You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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