its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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