Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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