Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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