I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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