it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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