Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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