I wannas sexs uuuuu
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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