it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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