Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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