thus making me awesome and them whores
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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