i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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