i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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