I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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