Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
