there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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