its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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