You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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