when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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