I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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