I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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