Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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