so that wasnt chicken after all
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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