Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
So. Much. Porn.
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