Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
In America we eat man semen.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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