I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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