the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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